Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down
What if each phone has a soul and that one was destroyed?
Holy crud… Is this a real phone being microwaved or is this from a movie or something? That thing was a freaking Horcrux…..
Microwaves - one of only a few methods of destroying Horcruxes, and it’s not even a wizarding method.
"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
Seriously, though, I don’t take nude pics, anyways. I just don’t have the confidence. What if I take a pic in a hoodie? Will my photo get shot?
Replace every one of the vowels in your URL with O
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In honor of back-to-school.
And, to make matters even worse, college isn’t “real life”, either…
"Real life" is the job search of doom where you can’t find anything if you don’t have a degree, even if that thing is working at a freaking McDonald’s.
I couldn’t afford to complete college. My life is now a search for a job that a million other people who have completed college are overqualified for, but they’re getting, because their credentials are more impressive than mine.
- Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
- Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*
- I'd like to point out that many Christian Conservatives are not like this. As a Christian compassionate Conservative, I believe we should treat people like our brothers, less fortunate or otherwise. Unless, of course, you treat your brother like crap. Then, treat them better than you treat your brother.
- So, yeah, treat everyone as you would want to be treated. Golden Rule. Just saying.